13
Apr
Feel it
Fill it to feel itFeel it to heal it
30
Dec
Only Apples can keep a doctor away.
A lady ( to an Astrologer)- Baba, my husband is a lawyer. He has an extra-marital affair with one of his clients. She is a doctor. How to create...
17
Dec
I have a life to live.I have a life to leave.Nothing else is mine.
I have a life to live.I have a life to leave.Nothing else is mine.
14
Jun
Ram – What do you do , when your wife wants money from you to buy jewelleries and cosmetics?Shyam – I request my wife to sing loudly .As soon as he starts singing, our neighbors bring their credit cards and place them at her feet and start crying and request her to stop.
Ram – What do you do , when your wife wants money from you to buy jewelleries and cosmetics?Shyam – I request my wife to sing loudly .As soon...
05
Jan
Happy marriage anniversary quotes in English
1) People consider me as a Self Made Person indeed. I totally agree with them. Because I have the awareness about the truth – there is no difference between...
29
Nov
It is only the untreatable pain of your heart,which has the capability to compel your destiny to pen down the right address of your true destination properly!
It is only the untreatable pain of your heart,which has the capability to compel your destiny to pen down the right address of your true destination properly!
19
Oct
Valentine’s Day quotes in English
1) No need to know every detail about me. Just realise the very truth about me – I love you! I love you only! I love you more than...
17
May
I have so many wives and not able to fulfill any of their demands.
Journalist – Why don’t you show your head to the public without covering it for a moment even?Osama Bin Laden – Because I have no hair in my head. Journalist...
20
Apr
I can see only the Bush in my face!
A guest of Osama Bin Laden – hello sir, there is no mirror in your house! why? Osama Bin Laden – because whenever I look at the mirror, I...
06
Apr
My son wants to go to school in a school bus only.
Son of Osama Bin Laden – Abba I don’t want to live a lonely life , separate from others. I want to go to school by bus only. Osama...
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