English jokes

30

Dec

Only Apples can keep a doctor away.

A lady ( to an Astrologer)- Baba, my husband is a lawyer. He has an extra-marital affair with one of his clients. She is a doctor. How to create...

14

Jun

Ram – What do you do , when your wife wants money from you to buy jewelleries and cosmetics?Shyam – I request my wife to sing loudly .As soon as he starts singing, our neighbors bring their credit cards and place them at her feet and start crying and request her to stop.

Ram – What do you do , when your wife wants money from you to buy jewelleries and cosmetics?Shyam – I request my wife to sing loudly .As soon...

22

Oct

ancient tradition

Question – Is there any ancient tradition, which you want to follow always?Answer – Yes,definitely! That is – a husband should earn money more than his wife. His wife...

27

Jun

Dear reader, please pray for me!

The money my friends take from me, never returns. My expectation is increasing now that’s why! I expect – one day any of my friends will make my wife...

17

May

I have so many wives and not able to fulfill any of their demands.

Journalist – Why don’t you show your head to the public without covering it for a moment even?Osama Bin Laden – Because I have no hair in my head. Journalist...

20

Apr

I can see only the Bush in my face!

A guest of Osama Bin Laden – hello sir, there is no mirror in your house! why? Osama Bin Laden – because whenever I look at the mirror, I...

06

Apr

My son wants to go to school in a school bus only.

Son of Osama Bin Laden – Abba I don’t want to live a lonely life , separate from others. I want to go to school by bus only. Osama...

12

Feb

A cheater to a gentleman – give me your bank detail and share the OTP with me also. gentleman – give me your ATM number now.

A cheater to a gentleman – I am your bank manager. Just give me your bank details and share the OTP also.That gentleman – I don’t know you personally....

02

Feb